Episodes

4 days ago
4 days ago
We just saw the new F1 movie — and it's not just good, it's easily the best blockbuster of the year. In this episode, we dive deep into why this film absolutely blew us away. From the intense racing sequences to the surprisingly emotional storytelling and killer performances, this movie delivers on every level.
We break down the film’s standout moments, how it compares to other racing films (spoiler: it crushes them), and why we think no other 2025 release is likely to top it. Whether you're an F1 fan or not, this movie is pure cinematic adrenaline — and we’re here to tell you why it works so damn well.

Saturday Jun 21, 2025
The Empyrean Might Be The Greatest Album Ever Made
Saturday Jun 21, 2025
Saturday Jun 21, 2025
This week we are doing something a litle different. We are discussing the 2009 album The empyrean by John Frusciante. We discuss the music, the themes and the emotional power behind really good music.

Saturday Jun 14, 2025
Dangerous Animals Movie Review: A Clever Twist On A Tired Formula
Saturday Jun 14, 2025
Saturday Jun 14, 2025
Dangerous Animals mostly sticks to the usual formula, but a few unexpected choices—and a genuinely strong performance from Jai Courtney—lift it above the pack. He finally gets to act, and it shows. We break down where it works, where it doesn’t, and why it’s worth a second look. Watch the full review now.

Saturday Jun 07, 2025
Is Ballerina Better Than John Wick? Full Review & Breakdown
Saturday Jun 07, 2025
Saturday Jun 07, 2025
We review Ballerina (2025), the new spin-off from the John Wick universe — and to our surprise, it's actually amazing. Stylish, brutal, and way more than a cash grab, Ballerina delivers legit action with Ana de Armas leading the charge. Is it better than John Wick? We break it all down.

Saturday May 31, 2025
Karate Kid: Legends – Worth Watching or Just Legacy Bait?
Saturday May 31, 2025
Saturday May 31, 2025
In this episode of The SpoilerCast, we break down and review Karate Kid: Legends — the latest legacy sequel to the beloved Karate Kid franchise. Is it a worthy addition to the iconic series, or just another nostalgia-fueled cash grab? While Karate Kid: Legends offers solid entertainment and a few fresh ideas, it ultimately feels like a movie designed more to capitalize on the legacy of the original than to stand on its own. Still, it's a fun ride that manages to justify its existence — even if no one will be talking about it six months from now.
We discuss the film’s strengths, its weaker moments, and whether it brings anything truly new to the table. If you're a fan of martial arts movies, 80s reboots, or just curious whether this installment is worth your time, this episode is for you.
Spoilers, and brutally honest opinions included.

Wednesday May 28, 2025
Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning Is The Dumbest Movie Of 2025
Wednesday May 28, 2025
Wednesday May 28, 2025
This week, we watched Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning… and folks, Tom Cruise has officially lost the plot.
In a movie stuffed with faux-philosophical ramblings about fate, destiny, and the nature of choice, the only real choice we had was whether to laugh or cry. Spoiler: we laughed. A lot.
Despite the highest stakes ever™️, there’s never any real tension—because let’s be honest, we all know Tom Cruise’s Ethan Hunt is untouchable. The film throws existential monologues at you like it’s Oppenheimer, then immediately launches into a mid-air biplane chase where Cruise is hanging from the wing like a messianic daredevil auditioning for God himself. And somehow, it only gets dumber from there.
At this point, Ethan Hunt isn’t a spy—he’s a prophet, a savior, a man burdened with destiny and an unlimited stunt budget. And while the script tries to convince us that the fate of the world hangs in the balance, it’s hard to feel suspense when the lead seems convinced he is the balance.
Yet… somehow… it’s kind of brilliant? The stunts are mind-blowingly over-the-top, the set pieces defy logic, and it’s all so self-serious that it wraps around and becomes unintentionally hilarious. This isn’t action cinema—it’s operatic chaos, and we couldn’t look away.
If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to watch a franchise implode in slow motion while its star walks on air, this is the episode for you.
🎧 Tune in for our full breakdown, hot takes, and incredulous laughter.
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Saturday May 17, 2025
Saturday May 17, 2025
This week we watched Final Destination: Bloodlines — and yeah, it’s exactly what you think it is. A corny, cheesy, over-the-top throwback to those mid-2000s B-horror, B-movie, B-tier classics. Is it good? Is it bad? Is it so bad it’s good? We break down the death scenes, the dumb logic, and the deliciously predictable plot twists that make Bloodlines either a trashy gem or just plain trash.
If you're into Final Destination movies, Final Destination kills, or Final Destination chaos, you might just love this one. Or hate it. Either way, we had fun. Tune in for our full review, reaction, and rundown on the latest deathtrap sequel nobody asked for—but we’re kinda glad we got.

Saturday May 03, 2025
Marvel’s The Thunderbolts Is a Total Disaster – What Went Wrong?
Saturday May 03, 2025
Saturday May 03, 2025
Marvel’s The Thunderbolts is finally here... and it’s somehow even worse than we imagined. In this episode, we rip into The Thunderbolts — a movie so painfully dumb, so shamelessly pandering, and so lazily written it makes Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania look like The Godfather.
The writing is bad. The direction is worse. And the performances — even from talented actors like Florence Pugh — are buried under layers of cringe-worthy Marvel nonsense. This is peak Disney formula at its most hollow. If you're exhausted by the MCU, Thunderbolts is the final nail in the coffin.
We dive into everything wrong with this disaster:
– Florence Pugh wasted again
– Generic Disney-mandated character arcs
– Cringe dialogue that insults your intelligence
– MCU fatigue reaching critical levels
– A plot that might’ve been written by AI... bad AI
If you're looking for a Thunderbolts review, Thunderbolts breakdown, and Thunderbolts reaction that isn’t afraid to say what you’re thinking — this is it. Disney, Marvel, the MCU — we’re done pretending this stuff is good.
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Saturday Apr 26, 2025
Until Dawn (2025) Movie Review: This Is Garbage... And I Love It
Saturday Apr 26, 2025
Saturday Apr 26, 2025
🎬 Until Dawn (2025) Movie Review | Passionate Horror Garbage or Hidden Gem? 🎬
Welcome to our full Until Dawn review! In this episode, we dive deep into the new Until Dawn movie — a wild, messy, and passionate horror movie that's somehow both garbage and lovable. If you're curious whether Until Dawn is worth your time, our detailed Until Dawn movie review covers it all.
We talk about the story, the direction, the performances, and why the Until Dawn horror movie stands out — even if it's a glorious mess. This new 2025 horror film brings a lot of passion (and chaos) to the screen, and our honest Until Dawn review pulls no punches.
Whether you're a hardcore horror fan, a lover of bad horror movies, or just looking for your next horror film to watch, this Until Dawn (2025) breakdown has you covered. Expect plenty of laughs, real talk, and brutally honest opinions.
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Friday Apr 18, 2025
Sinners Movie Review – Overhyped and Unfocused? Full Analysis Inside
Friday Apr 18, 2025
Friday Apr 18, 2025
🎬 Sinners Movie Review – Overhyped and Unfocused? Full Analysis Inside
Everyone’s singing the praises of Sinners — but does it really deserve the hype? In this deep dive, we break down the story, themes, and structure of the film, and explain why I found it ultimately unfocused, uneven, and overrated, even when my co-host loved it.
While the movie tries to say something profound, it ends up drowning in its own ambition. This isn’t just another surface-level review — it’s an honest critique of a film that many seem too quick to call a masterpiece.
If you’re looking for a Sinners movie explained type breakdown, or a detailed analysis of the film’s themes and storytelling, this is it. I explore what the movie gets wrong, where it loses focus, and why the praise may be more about style than substance. Whether you loved it or hated it, this breakdown might make you see Sinners in a different light.
f you agree, disagree, or just feel confused by the movie, let me know in the comments — let’s talk about it.